ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
Carl sees Mickey laying in Ian’s bed, just assumes they are boyfriends, assumes they are in love and goes on with his day.
Carl’s girlfriend needs a place to live with her family, so he gives her one
Carl’s girlfriend says she doesn’t like sex, he puts his shirt back on to make her comfortable and just says okay.
Carl may have been a little psycho before, and he and Bonnie may not be up to the greatest things lately, but Carl Gallagher is a fucking gentleman who understands that love is love and sniffs his girlfriends hair because his brother said he liked the way Mickey smelled.
I am just really really fucking proud of how respectful and grown up Carl is being right now okay???
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came